Danger Will Robinson

I saw this “Toilets out of order” sign at work today.

Out of Order

Now, toilets go out of order all the time – nothing strange there. What fascinated me was the red and white tape reading ‘Danger’.

What sort of danger? Had the Great Bum-Biting Toilet Seat once again escaped from custody? Was a tentacular Cthuloid entity lurking in the s-bend? Had the plumber run amok with a size-16 spanner?

Alas, the horror was such that I was too afraid to go in so I’ll never know. When I nervously crept back a few hours later the sign was gone and all was serene. Some superhero must have sorted it out.

I wish I’d been brave enough to look. Of course, if I had I might not be here writing this now…

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